Friday, August 21, 2009

Five Caffeinatedly Random Sayings

I've decided to use Moms Heaven Help Us as my Caffeinated Randomness today. It's a twofer!!

5 Bobbi Sayings

Gorgeous (GO-JEE-USS)- I say this to my kids when they are pretending or dressing up...What's really funny is they've started to say it to each other...and it sounds just the way I say it....hehehehee! "Oh, Cawub...you's so go jee uss!"

Goodness Gracious-often has a "sakes alive"...usually when I'm being silly about fake surprise. You know, sarcasm! I would never be sarcastic though...*snort...hehe*

Bugger balls- this one I'm working on not saying...okay, while working on this post I realized that even in our NONE cussing home...there are some things that need to be cleaned up around the edges. Er, ugh! These things are not fun to hear on the lips of your children. *cringe*

X irritates the "Liver and Snot" out of me- I say this alot...I have no idea where it comes from...I think it's one of my convoluted sayings that combines two, really. An example of its use... Caller ID irritates the liver and snot out of me. Either plan to answer your phone, or don't!

TAGID (TAH-GEED)--"This Ain't Getting It Done"-- This is my Uncle CJ invention, I think. This I say when I've been sitting down too long. I get up, groan and say, "Well, TAGID...better get the kitchen cleaned up and the dishwasher started.

11 comments:

Suburban Hooker said...

I like the saying bugger balls, it's much nicer than my usual expletives. Of course there are no children in my home, I don't use foul language in public and the dog doesn't repeat what I say but still...maybe I can change? LOL!

Victoria said...

I'm a dork for making up words and such...so I loved this!

Lauren said...

hahahaha -- this was such a fun ready! Thanks for sharing the laughs! :)

Kara With a K said...

I love TAGID! I'm probably going to steal that one.

JLaine said...

Wow! I enjoyed your list especially your made up ones.. gorgeous!!

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Anonymous said...

Yeah, I blame Victoria for my recent addition of the exclamation "oh snap!" to my repertoire! I also use fudgsicals in place of a much worse word when I accidentally hurt myself. Which is a lot!

Denise said...

Nice sayings.

Penny said...

Oh my gosh, I am rolling. Bugger balls??!!! LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

oh you have no idea how happy this post made me! I love made up words and phrases and all that jazz. It makes me smile to no end!

I use the word undoubtfully....not to be used with undoubtedly...all the time :) My friends think my made up words and phrases are hilarious :)

Happy Weekend :)

Connie said...

Fun and very creative!!

Many blessings!!!

Alex said...

Hehe GoJeeUss? Funny thing, I can actually imagine your kids saying that.. extremely cute! Fantastical sayings! Enjoy your caffeinated weekend!