Friday, October 1, 2010

Caffeinated Randomness: Showing Signs....

I came across a funny list of "signs you might be addicted to coffee" and this picture (below).  I'm always collecting such never know when they might come in handy, right?  Anyhew....this picture...I've been trying it...ya know, to make a HEART amid the bubbles...YO, that is hard to do.  Okay, as far as I can tell, it's impossible. might be a SIGN, er ahem!  HAHAHA!
Signs You TOO might be addicted to Coffee...
-You answer the door before people knock.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
- When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You short out motion detectors.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
- You don't tan, you roast.
- You can't even remember your second cup.
- You help your dog chase its tail.

Hope you got a good giggle this morning!  Happy October ya'll!!  Yeah, October...really!!


Michelle said...

What a great way to wake up in the morning and, gasp, I haven't even had coffee yet. This is great Bobbi. I think this would make a great scrapbooking page. I think my favourite is the starbucks has the mortgage on your house. Up here, I think that would be Tim Hortons has the mortgage. Have a great day Bobbi.

Pastor D said...

I am trying to cut back!!! I feel more calm - but I'm disappointed that I can't have another cup!

Pastor D said...

My cutting back will help. I won't have to grudge you your coffee when you are here visiting! I only get my prescription - so there will be plenty to share out of a full pot.

Pastor D said...

But maybe I am still to hyper! What do you think? Am I still drinking too much coffee - or is it just that it still isn't out of my system - even after a whole week of only taking two cups a day?


Annika said...

this is funny! thanks for the laugh this morning :) Have a fabulous day!!

Bobbi said...

@ Pastor D..Um, Dad...maybe you should go totally decaf. Gasp...did I just suggest that? You are still seeming PLENTY perky with just those two cups!

Lindsey said...

HAHAHA!! I loved this list!!! Thanks for sharing! I am a coffee addict for sure! :)

Jen said...

I'm not a coffee drinker (please don't ban me from your blog) but I do love a Starbucks Chai Tea Latte!

Natalie at Mommy on Fire said...

Bobbi, you are so funny. I love it! Amen, sister, amen! I don't know how I would survive without this gift from God.

Have a wonderful weekend - love the cute comments between your dad and you...