Signs You TOO might be addicted to Coffee...
-You answer the door before people knock.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
- When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You short out motion detectors.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
- You don't tan, you roast.
- You can't even remember your second cup.
- You help your dog chase its tail.
Hope you got a good giggle this morning! Happy October ya'll!! Yeah, October...really!!
9 comments:
What a great way to wake up in the morning and, gasp, I haven't even had coffee yet. This is great Bobbi. I think this would make a great scrapbooking page. I think my favourite is the starbucks has the mortgage on your house. Up here, I think that would be Tim Hortons has the mortgage. Have a great day Bobbi.
I am trying to cut back!!! I feel more calm - but I'm disappointed that I can't have another cup!
My cutting back will help. I won't have to grudge you your coffee when you are here visiting! I only get my prescription - so there will be plenty to share out of a full pot.
But maybe I am still to hyper! What do you think? Am I still drinking too much coffee - or is it just that it still isn't out of my system - even after a whole week of only taking two cups a day?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
this is funny! thanks for the laugh this morning :) Have a fabulous day!!
@ Pastor D..Um, Dad...maybe you should go totally decaf. Gasp...did I just suggest that? You are still seeming PLENTY perky with just those two cups!
HAHAHA!! I loved this list!!! Thanks for sharing! I am a coffee addict for sure! :)
I'm not a coffee drinker (please don't ban me from your blog) but I do love a Starbucks Chai Tea Latte!
Bobbi, you are so funny. I love it! Amen, sister, amen! I don't know how I would survive without this gift from God.
Have a wonderful weekend - love the cute comments between your dad and you...
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